Actual exchange at work

APA is in New Orleans starting this weekend, and as always, we have a crowd attending from work. This from a meeting yesterday:

Boss: "I have a restaurant recommendation in New Orleans - Cochon, near the convention center. It means 'pig' in French. Tough reservation, but we got a table after waiting 40 minutes or so."

Colleague (grabbing a pen and taking notes): "How do you spell that?"

Me: "C-O-C-H-O-N"

Colleague: "Ooh ... you speak French?"

Me: "No ... I speak food."